Friday, February 22, 2019

Warhammer Adventures- Not as Bad as You Think



                                                                                                                                                                       Games Workshop
 
When Games Workshop announced a line of young readers’ books titled Warhammer Adventures, there was something of a mixed response. Which is to say the primarily adult fans of Warhammer 40,000 and Age of Sigmar reacted with a mixture of anger, disdain, and mockery. I’ll admit I was in the last category. The various Warhammer products have been “toned down” throughout their history to accommodate a younger audience. But Warhammer Adventures is the first time Games Workshop has tried to explicitly market the settings that coined the word “grimdark” towards young children. The idea of converting the violent, oppressive worlds of Warhammer into kid’s books seemed downright laughable. But having read the free extracts, I’m surprised to say that Warhammer Adventures is surprisingly decent, all things considered.

The major concern about Warhammer Adventures was that they’d water down the settings. Some saw it as a personal attack on the hobby they loved. I was more confused how they intended to do that with Warhammer 40K, which is by design the worst future imaginable. My concerns about the setting being misrepresented were met by Warhammer Adventures: Attack of the Necron’s significantly abridged version of 40K’s iconic opening text. It begin with “Life in the 41st millennium is hard” and skips over the “eternity of carnage and slaughter and the laughter of thirsting gods” and “whatever happens, you will not be missed” portions. Aside from that, it’s a surprisingly faithful if more concise rendition the original. It reflects the rest of Attack of the Necron, which is accurate to the setting while still very much for kids.

The book isn't the most stimulating of reads for an adult, or even someone in their teens. But Attack of the Necron is perfect for what it is. It captures the mechanics and tone of the setting as accurately as it can. The story follows a group of kids at an archeological site for various reasons, brought together by circumstance and an invasion of Necrons. The book actually explained they aren’t robots, a common if understandable misconception. It didn’t get into the Faustian bargain that cost the ancient species their minds and souls but I didn’t expect the book to. I also have to compliment author Cavan Scott for avoiding the obnoxious “Space Marines as heroes” narrative that gains more traction with each passing year. The power armored super soldiers save the heroes by accident and even the children know it’s not safe to be around them. My main concern is that Warhammer Adventures would make the nightmarish Imperium of Man out to be the good guys. Thankfully it seems to have remembered they're far from the good guys. This is especially notable when you consider how the Warhammer media aimed at adults has trouble remembering that.

As for how Attack of the Necron reads, it has pretty decent characterization and dialogue for a children’s book. There’s a real peril to it and Scott wisely has the adults fully aware of grim realities that the kids are oblivious to. Though the older characters reactions are enough to tell them that something’s wrong. By the end of the excerpt I had a good grasp of who everyone was and what they value. I’d go as far to say that Attack of the Necron is in many ways superior to a lot the content Black Library puts out. Their books have long been referred to as “bolter porn” by the fanbase for their emphasis on fight scenes and little else. Even the excerpt of Attack of the Necron proves to be more inventive than that.

City of Lifestone drew a lot less derision than Attack of the Necron, mainly because Age of Sigmar has very little influence outside of the hobby, especially compared to 40K. However, I’ve always thought that Warhammer Fantasy Battle’s successor was closer to a Saturday Morning Cartoon than its far future brother. The much less developed setting also makes it a bit more suited for what Warhammer Adventures is trying to be than the comparatively rigid background of 40K. Age of Sigmar also sports a “good vs evil” cosmology that’s largely absent in most other versions of Warhammer, though this clear morality works better for a young readers’ book. 

However, City of Lifestone is much darker than its Attack of the Necron, despite the opposite usually being true when Age of Sigmar and 40K are usually compared. Most of the excerpt takes place in a slave camp, and the protagonist’s adventure starts with the death of her mother. Her subsequent arrival at the titular city, in which she discovers its little more than ruins and not the promised paradise, was handled in a very tragic way. Author Tom Huddlestron also doesn’t beat around the bush about the sort of moral code (or lack thereof) worshippers of Chaos follow. It’s not as graphic as I make it sound but it’s a lot more than I expected from a young readers’ book.
City of Lifestone reads very similar to Attack of the Necron, even in terms of setup, circumstances, and story beats. While I’m not compelled to read the full versions of either book, I will say that 40K got the better end of the deal than Age of Sigmar. Attack of the Necron has a little more going on with its setup and the way it handles certain elements and takes a lot less time to get interesting. That being said, City of Lifestone managed to make me laugh with the line “The Realm of Life was rightly named, every corner of it overrun with living things. The trouble was, most of them wanted to eat her.

Both Warhammer Adventures stories are accompanied by illustrations done by Magnus Norén. They’re better than most of what I’ve seen in children’s literature (a genre I admittedly haven’t been exposed to in a while.) However, it does run into a problem with Attack of the Necron. So much of 40K’s aesthetic relies on skulls, cyborgs, and other horrors. It’s difficult to translate all that into something kid appropriate and the at times simplistic art shows that. It doesn’t help that 40K art traditionally has a very intimidating, oppressive atmosphere that’s just hard to emulate in this playful style. Norén does a decent job for Attack of the Necron but his work is much better with City of Lifestone. The much tamer art direction of Age of Sigmar is better suited to the sort of atmosphere Warhammer Adventures is trying to capture and for its target demographic.

It goes without saying that Warhammer Adventures is for children. While the books don't contradict anything in the main material, it clearly isn’t meant to be a substitute or even a "real" addition. Barring extreme circumstances, I don’t expect a 35$ finecast Mekki miniature to come out. That makes the more vitriolic reactions even more confusing. I fail to see how Warhammer Adventures threatens the hobby and settings in anyway, despite the insistence of asmall but vocal group of fans. Warhammer Adventures is only meant to introduce younger people to the settings of Warhammer 40K and Age of Sigmar and I think it will do a decent job of that, at least from what's in the free sample.

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